I'm Britne.

That's it, that's all I've got.

Ok fine, I'll give you a bit more if you insist.

• I freaking love cats. Why grow up to be an old, cat lady when you can be one RIGHT MEOW?!!!
• I prefer a night in with the mammals over literally everything else.
• I have humans too. Their names are Scot and Lexi. Lexi is a teenager. Please send help.
• If there's no beer, don't bother inviting me.
• If you see me running, please call the cops. I'm being chased.
• Pizza. Period.
• Grew up on a farm. Takes lots of selfies with goats. See below.
• Did I mention that I love cats?
• My happy place is the beach.
• Lived in Hawaii for 2 years. Miss it every day. Hate winter.
• Deathly scared of spiders.
• Addicted to sweets. Is there an arm patch for that?
• I LOVE movies. I am a walking IMDB. I will kill you in Movie Scene It and Entertainment in Trivial Pursuit.
• I tend to use words incorrectly, but I understand what I am saying. Scot calls them "Britne-isms". Don't get soggy over it.

(See what I did there? Britne-ism #1.)